This picture is amazing… reminds me of Delicatessen.  Maybe Kim Jong-il could make some cash on the side producing some futuristic dystopia movies.

Some anagrams for my name:

• Insert Hyenas (please no)
• Earnest Shiny
• Tarnishes Yen
• Shantey Siren

Yesterday I was looking at my save game files for Oblivion.  Inside the expansion pack “Shivering Isles”, which I am currently finishing up now, I have put over 120 hours into it already.  Inside the original game?  Over 480 hours.  I am pretty sure that most of that time is real and not just idling overnight or something.

I have some coworkers who play WoW, and this doesn’t phase them at all… their in-game numbers dwarf my ludicrous Oblivion time.  Another good reason to avoid WoW like the plague.

Yesterday my fortune cookie said:

Among the lucky, you are the chosen one

I am apparently the Luck Messiah.

Yesterday on the Twitter:

Uncool how both super glue and my eye drops are the same form factor. That would make a very unpleasant mistake.

Today in the News:

Woman Glues Eyeball Shut

Life lesson:

if only she was following me on twitter, this whole catastrophe could have been avoided

$ history | awk '{print $2}' | awk 'BEGIN {FS="|"}{print $1}' | sort | uniq -c | sort -n | tail -n 20 | sort -nr
322 ssh
123 cd
96 ls
80 svn
43 awk
36 mysql
34 cat
32 vi
24 man
19 sudo
14 rm
11 elinks
10 /usr/local/bin/mysql
8 gedit
8 echo
8 apt-cache
7 scp
7 ps